the internet's favorite Robinhood dog ♥

$ALFIE

Community-driven. Not official. Still beloved. The sleepiest coin in crypto — powered by naps, belly rubs, and one very good boy.

no roadmap can wake him. no dip can shake him. zzz.
fetch $ALFIE → read the lore
contract: 0x423aeefccd5783f7a67f7b176ab0780cd853b4c8
Alfie, a fluffy dark grey dog with a white muzzle, sleeping on a marble floor
alfie. mid-nap. as always. ♥
chapter one: the good boy

the lore

Robinhood never had a mascot. No dog like Dogecoin. No frog like Pepe. Just a green feather and a dream.

But the community found one anyway. Alfie — the gloriously fluffy, permanently sleepy dog belonging to a Robinhood exec — kept showing up on the timeline. Napping on marble floors. Napping before livestreams. Napping through market crashes like they were personally beneath him.

The internet did what the internet does: it fell in love. No announcement. No committee. Just thousands of people agreeing that this dog is the mascot now.

$ALFIE is the community's tribute — a coin as calm as the dog himself. He didn't ask for this. He was asleep the whole time.

✓ community-adopted ✓ certified sleepy ✓ 100% good boy
exhibit A: the good boy, documented ↓
Stephanie Guild's profile photo
Stephanie Guild, CFA ✓
@StephGuildNYC

Alfie and I are still licking our wounds from Wednesday's baseball loss but at least we can look forward to an all new #TheWeekThatWas today! 4:30pm ET/ 1:30pm PT: youtube.com/live/c9wOSNCSI…

Alfie sleeping on a marble floor
Nov 1, 2024 view on x →
"I don't chase pumps. Pumps happen while I sleep, and that's the same thing."
— alfie, probably (he was napping)
the boring numbers, made cozy

sleepenomics

1,000,000,000
total supply — one billion belly rubs
0% / 0%
buy/sell tax — taxes are for awake people
100%
LP burned — the liquidity sleeps forever
0
team allocation — alfie can't hold a wallet, no thumbs
no presale. no VCs. no promises. just vibes and a very tired dog.
other coins have roadmaps. we have this.

the nap map

phase 1

Nap.

Launch the coin. Burn the LP. Renounce the contract. Then immediately lie down on a cool marble floor.

🐾 🐾 🐾
phase 2

Wake up. Eat. Community.

Memes, stickers, fan art. The pack grows. Alfie remains unaware but appreciates the energy.

🐾 🐾 🐾
phase 3

Another nap.

A longer one. A deeper one. Listings happen around him. He does not stir. This is the way.

🐾 🐾 🐾
phase 4

Moon (from the couch).

Alfie will not be going to the moon. The moon can come to Alfie. He'll be on the couch.

🐾 🐾 🌙
four steps. even a sleeping dog could do it.

how to fetch

Get a wallet

Download MetaMask, Rabby, or your favorite wallet. Guard your seed phrase like Alfie guards his food bowl — which is to say, seriously.

Bridge ETH to Robinhood

Buy ETH on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Then bridge it to the Robinhood chain — takes about a minute. Alfie has napped through longer. Bring enough for the swap plus a little extra for gas treats.

Swap for $ALFIE

Head to your DEX of choice on the Robinhood chain and paste the contract address: 0x423a…b4c8. Always verify the CA from this site or official socials — impostor dogs exist.

Hold. Nap. Repeat.

Congratulations, you're part of the pack. Now do as Alfie does: close the chart, close your eyes, be at peace.

barking questions, answered softly

furequently asked questions

Is $ALFIE affiliated with Robinhood? +
Nope. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or approved by Robinhood Markets, Inc., or anyone who works there — including Alfie's human. This is a community meme coin made with love and an unreasonable amount of dog puns. community-driven. not official. still beloved.
Does Alfie know about this? +
He was asleep when the contract deployed. He was asleep when it was renounced. Experts believe he is asleep right now. We consider this implicit approval.
What's the utility? +
None. Zero. The utility is the friends we made along the way, plus a deep sense of calm every time you look at a picture of this dog. Some coins promise the world; we promise naps.
Can the team rug? +
The LP is burned and the contract is renounced, so there's nothing to pull. Also, rugs are for lying on. Alfie understands this better than anyone.
Is this financial advice? +
Absolutely not. This is a meme coin about a sleepy dog. Never spend more than you can afford to lose, and always do your own research. the only guaranteed return is dopamine from dog photos.
copied! good boy. 🐾